Dale was born on Oct 2 and calls himself "the modern Gandhi". Dale does not use toothpaste, he uses neem bark powder to brush his teeth. Dale does not use soap, he only bathes with water and two drops of eucalyptus oil. Dale prefers Himgange Oil to Navratan Oil to cool his "supersonic" head. But Dale uses his explosive TV interviews to cool his "overactive" mind. Dale can sleep at 3am and still wake up by 11am. Dale loves Gourmet thin-crust pizza from Dominos (yummm). Dale always asks for extra garlic and pepper sauces whenever he has sizzlers at Yoko's. Dale has been told his little paunch is cute, but he doesn't think so. Dale loves to snack on Parle Cheeselings and Cadbury's Gems. Dale can think like a wiz when he's in the washroom. Patna journalist Subhash K Jha remains Dale's "amusement". But Pakistani actress Meera is Dale's "biggest amusement ever". Another Pakistani, cricket scandal girl Veena Malik, is his "current amusement". When Dale is not "amused", he is "more amused". Dale wants all pigeons and crows in Andheri and Juhu to be replaced by parrots and sparrows. Dale is sane. At times, Dale makes this concoction of palm jaggery and cold milk, and calls it "coffee". By now, he has fooled four of his friends into believing its "coffee". Shiney Ahuja is an ex-client Dale craves to have back in his portfolio. Dale is a tea addict and loves roadside tapri ki chai. Dale doesn't like the chai at Shreejee's, but has it, just to give company to his friends. Dale quit colas, alcohol, cigarettes and meat four years ago and ended up losing 17 kgs of weight since then. Dale hates weight loss. Dale is scared, girls might feel his bones. Dale himself wrote all this, which makes him the biggest idiotic narcissist on blogspot.
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